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The Illusion of Progress: How Liverpool's Season Fell Apart in Four Weeks

Five wins in five games. Title contenders. Then everything collapsed. 36 points from 23 matches, projected 59 for the season, 1.39 goals conceded per match. A comprehensive statistical breakdown of Liverpool's 2025-26 season through three distinct acts: the dream start, the catastrophic four-game losing streak that ended the title race by October, and the mediocre plateau that followed.

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Efficiency Beats Volume: Arsenal 2–3 Man Utd

Arsenal had 56% possession, 1.20 xG, and 15 shots. United had 44% possession, 0.73 xG, and 10 shots. Final score: 3–2 to United. When the margins are this fine, efficiency trumps volume every time. A statistical breakdown of fine margins at the Emirates.

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The Gilded Cage: Liverpool's Sterile Domination

Liverpool dominate possession, territory, and shots—yet matches end in frustration. Under Arne Slot, control has brought sterility. An analysis of the diamond problem, pressing regression, and why 73% possession against Burnley still ended 1–1.

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